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How would you "smash the shit" out of a pigeon?

27 Sep 2009 @ 19:55

Blog by David Sandford [GreatDaney]

"...If we don't remember,
the dead will rise again,
to kick our fucking heads in,
for not remembering..."

(ladykiller)

I got the bus home from the pub.

While I was waiting, I had to witness a portion of the death throes of a living creature. This creature happened to be a pigeon (as you may have worked out).

I looked at it for a while, watched it twitching. Watched it try to move. Pitiful thing.

What it needed was someone to smash the shit out of it... "goodbye, farewell, good night, you've been a great audience," ...POW.

I couldn't finish it off.... - [read more]

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