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"...If we don't remember,
the dead will rise again,
to kick our fucking heads in,
for not remembering..."
(ladykiller)
a dying / dead pigeon at a bus stop
I got the bus home from the pub.
While I was waiting, I had to witness a portion of the death throes of a living creature. This creature happened to be a pigeon (as you may have worked out).
I looked at it for a while, watched it twitching. Watched it try to move. Pitiful thing.
What it needed was someone to smash the shit out of it... "goodbye, farewell, good night, you've been a great audience," ...POW.
I couldn't finish it off.... - [read more]
Re: Boy fed zoo reptiles to crocodile
Right, before I start I want to make it clear this news story shocked me completely. It's terrible. If you haven't bothered to click the link and just want the gist of it, a 7-year-old boy in Australia climbed into the enclosures in a zoo and killed some animals (reptiles in particular... yeah, I don't think they count either). He killed some with a stone ("bludgeoned") and threw ("was seen hurling") some into the crocodile enclosure to be consumed by the 11 foot long crocodile.... - [read more]
Micah Richards, the 21-year-old England and Manchester City footballer, has recovered from a bout of the ol' swine flu. This was revealed to the world by everyone's favourite, loveable and huggable PR "guru" Max Clifford on behalf of Richards.
"When I was told I had swine flu all sorts of things started going through my mind. You see on the news people dying of it," said Richards, obviously completely oblivious to any actual facts about swine flu - like how regular year-on-year influenza deaths are down by about the same number that swine flu has amassed. I'm sure even Micah Richards and his double-digit IQ could work it out, if he got over the rather large stumbling block of reading a quality newspaper of course... - [read more]
Today/yesterday/tomorrow/everyday/everyweek/everyyear:
I have worked. I have read. I have watched football. I have watched "Nature's great events". Was one from a week or so ago, had it on SKY PLUSS SAVER SUPER INSPIRE RECORDERRRRRRR, or Sky plus. I prefer my name. Anyway, it had hippo's fighting to the death. (reminded me of Bromley on a friday night (ha ha ha ha)). Also had elephants. Baby elephant got eaten by lions while he was still alive. So it goes. One day though the elephants are going to kick the shit out of the lions. Have a big old party.... - [read more]
CBeebies' Cerrie Burnell - she's 'armless, really.
A few MAD parents have written in to the BBC to complain about the fact that they have let one of their DANGEROUS DISABLED PRESENTERS (DDP) out of the broom cupboard for a few minutes to present some mindless entertainment to some mindless children.
(Explanation: Children's television channel CBeebies has a female presenter named Cerrie Burnell who was born with the lower part of her right arm missing.... - [read more]
Alan Pardew is an ex-footballer. Don't expect him to speak like anything other than an ex-footballer.
Alan Pardew yesterday did something very silly. That silly thing? Use a colloquialism when on a professional job. Yes, he made a mistake. But no, this mistake was not referring to tough footballing challenge by Chelsea player Michael Essien as 'rape' - the source of the current uproar - but rather being naive enough to allow such a colloquial term to enter his diction when being paid to present his opinion on national television.
Most reports of the story currently uphold the image of former West Ham manager Pardew's comment being "bizarre" and "unheard of"... - [read more]
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