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The X Factor 2009 - home of Presentiators!
With a brief summer hiatus in-between football seasons, post Britain's Got Talent and pre The X Factor, sane and rational conversation can be as inclusive as possible and real, tangible progress towards solidarity with all mankind - towards a more peaceful, harmonic life - is seemingly made. People from all walks of life get along better, the sun is out, and true equality, the end of fascism and the prospect of a new era of world peace one day seem a real possibility... - [read more]
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I have worked. I have read. I have watched football. I have watched "Nature's great events". Was one from a week or so ago, had it on SKY PLUSS SAVER SUPER INSPIRE RECORDERRRRRRR, or Sky plus. I prefer my name. Anyway, it had hippo's fighting to the death. (reminded me of Bromley on a friday night (ha ha ha ha)). Also had elephants. Baby elephant got eaten by lions while he was still alive. So it goes. One day though the elephants are going to kick the shit out of the lions. Have a big old party.... - [read more]
CBeebies' Cerrie Burnell - she's 'armless, really.
A few MAD parents have written in to the BBC to complain about the fact that they have let one of their DANGEROUS DISABLED PRESENTERS (DDP) out of the broom cupboard for a few minutes to present some mindless entertainment to some mindless children.
(Explanation: Children's television channel CBeebies has a female presenter named Cerrie Burnell who was born with the lower part of her right arm missing.... - [read more]
Alan Pardew is an ex-footballer. Don't expect him to speak like anything other than an ex-footballer.
Alan Pardew yesterday did something very silly. That silly thing? Use a colloquialism when on a professional job. Yes, he made a mistake. But no, this mistake was not referring to tough footballing challenge by Chelsea player Michael Essien as 'rape' - the source of the current uproar - but rather being naive enough to allow such a colloquial term to enter his diction when being paid to present his opinion on national television.
Most reports of the story currently uphold the image of former West Ham manager Pardew's comment being "bizarre" and "unheard of"... - [read more]
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