A generic piece of writing for a day that doesn't matter

Blog written by David Sandford [GreatDaney]
Published in TV and General-Culture at 00:30 on Monday, 6th April 2009

Today/yesterday/tomorrow/everyday/everyweek/everyyear:

I have worked. I have read. I have watched football. I have watched "Nature's great events". Was one from a week or so ago, had it on SKY PLUSS SAVER SUPER INSPIRE RECORDERRRRRRR, or Sky plus. I prefer my name. Anyway, it had hippo's fighting to the death. (reminded me of Bromley on a friday night (ha ha ha ha)). Also had elephants. Baby elephant got eaten by lions while he was still alive. So it goes. One day though the elephants are going to kick the shit out of the lions. Have a big old party.

Apparently people are excited about the new series of "the apprentice"....

YOU'RE FIRED!!

Now as far as I am concerned it's rubbish, although I haven't really watched it, but I am going to maintain my highly un-informed position and denounce it as an awful piece of exploitative, bullying, capitalist nonsense. The people who are on it are the people who got a C in business studies at school, listened to "jungle" and laughed at you because they had an STD and you didn't.
It is, so far as I can work out, and from the little contact I have had with it, a vehicle for people to bully, belittle and boast their way into a job working for SRALANSUGAR. Come on, lets leave all that stuff to the horrible real world, not glorify it and let the little fella dig his way back under the sand, he's over a thousand years old don't ya know?!

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